Boy:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl:Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Boy: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: Female impersonator.
Boy:Is this seat empty?
Girl:Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Boy:So, wanna go back to my place?
Girl:Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Boy:I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl:It's in the phone book.
Boy:But I don't know your name.
Girl:That's in the phone book too.
Boy:What sign were you born under?
Girl:No Parking.
Boy:I know how to please a woman.
Girl:Then please leave me alone.
Boy:Haven't we met before?
Girl:Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
Boy:I want to give myself to you.
Girl:Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Boy:I can tell that you want me."
Girl:Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave.
Boy:Hey baby, What's your sign?
Girl:Stop.
Boy:Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Girl:Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Boy:May I see you pretty soon?
Girl:Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Boy:Your body is like a temple.
Girl:Sorry, there are no services today.
Boy:I'd go through anything for you.
Girl:Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Boy:I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl:Yes, but would you stay there?
Boy:Your place or mine?
Girl:Both.You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Boy: Does beauty run in your family?
Girl: It obviously doesn't in yours!
Boy:: What's your name sexy?
Girl:: Taken!
Boy: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl:Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Boy: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Girl: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Boy: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Girl: Most peoples' do!
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
Boy:You look like a dream.
Girl: Go back to sleep.
Boy:: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the world?
Girl: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Boy:I can see forever in your eyes.
Girl:But all I can see is never in yours.
Boy:I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
Girl:Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Boy:did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
girl: did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell??
Boy:Where have you been all my life
Girl:Hiding from you....how the hell did you find me?
Boy:I would die for you...
Girl: Prove it
Boy: I'm all you've got cutie
Girl: then I must not have a lot
It makes me laugh like a monster when I read this.For me,I prefer guy that just come up to me and introduce himself.It's more better than those stupid pick up line.It wont "pick" me up.
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Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
ahahahahhahahahha!!!!... i love this one!!! omg omg!!
I know,I love that one too.
I want to try it one day and see the biy reaction.Hahahaahhaa
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